tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15796219633281967282011-07-07T18:27:00.872-07:00sheriff derekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07493822246203017378noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1579621963328196728.post-55966749833341715232009-07-03T01:20:00.000-07:002009-07-03T01:36:25.914-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">SKINKERS _ STINKS</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">.</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">please... unless you were hanging out at apple-bees... (which is actually pretty fun - especially after a birthday party at a roller rink with 6 of your favorite people...) and while there, you became addicted to chotskies and mid 30's people in personality crisis...</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">DO NOT GO HERE.</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF33;">the whole space is a feng shui nightmare. the bar is circular and tight. the bartenderesses spend most of their time hunched over the sink washing glasses. pabst - 4 dollars. and i only got that because i wouldn't trust them to make a decent drink. and even that took them 6 min to deliver. there are fake taxidermy skunks everywhere. plaques of skunk asses hang above the bar - and on occasion disperse smoke from their bums. inventive. useless. the bar is covered in cliche bar memorabilia yet still never achieves the comfortable homey feel they must have been going for. obnoxious iphone DJ is just so. If you've always wanted to visit the twilight zone - maybe this place is for you. I'm glad i went - if only to verify what i had heard. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1579621963328196728-5596674983334171523?l=sheriffderek.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sheriff derekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07493822246203017378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1579621963328196728.post-79541415396417672822009-06-30T16:08:00.000-07:002009-06-30T17:23:06.038-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF00;">today, i was helping brendo move. as i was looking out the window i saw the horrible sight of a leashed dog defecating as it's keeper watched. then i thought she was reaching down to bare hand it - but instead... she ripped up a bunch of grass and loosely sprinkled it over the top of the feces. brendo yelled down at her as we hid in the third floor of an apartment building. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">"NO - you don't do that - YOU PICK IT UP - that's right lady - PICK UP YOUR DOG'S SHIT - go home and get a bag if you have to!"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF00;"> it was like i was 10 again. i almost cried. i can't believe she set an urban booby trap. </span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1579621963328196728-7954141539641767282?l=sheriffderek.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sheriff derekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07493822246203017378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1579621963328196728.post-832248004977109842008-02-28T01:41:00.001-08:002008-02-28T01:58:01.408-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aE8-RFAjI/AAAAAAAAABk/c43L0DdubJ4/s1600-h/IMG_0367.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aE8-RFAjI/AAAAAAAAABk/c43L0DdubJ4/s400/IMG_0367.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171967405123240498" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">hello derek</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aErORFAiI/AAAAAAAAABc/ElcWz-Watvk/s1600-h/IMG_0370.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aErORFAiI/AAAAAAAAABc/ElcWz-Watvk/s400/IMG_0370.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171967100180562466" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">how was work?</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aEA-RFAhI/AAAAAAAAABU/NMznnoVQH68/s1600-h/IMG_0374.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aEA-RFAhI/AAAAAAAAABU/NMznnoVQH68/s400/IMG_0374.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171966374331089426" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">good, i hope</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aDnuRFAgI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ym1YUjeHec0/s1600-h/IMG_0375.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aDnuRFAgI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ym1YUjeHec0/s400/IMG_0375.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171965940539392514" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">what are you doing now?</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aDbeRFAfI/AAAAAAAAABE/VL66Avz81BQ/s1600-h/IMG_0379.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rija9OOT-YM/R8aDbeRFAfI/AAAAAAAAABE/VL66Avz81BQ/s400/IMG_0379.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171965730085994994" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">cool</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">i'm pretty sure that my housemate derek mccall did this. neat huh?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1579621963328196728-83224800497710984?l=sheriffderek.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sheriff derekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07493822246203017378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1579621963328196728.post-44954182415178437982008-01-30T10:47:00.000-08:002008-01-30T10:57:22.987-08:00ever since i was introduced to Keith Boadwee's blog, "a blog called boadwee" - i've wanted one of my own. so. i'll be posting rants here to save my friends from experiencing them. and i'll be posting reviews and complaining and singing the praises of art and the bands i love. so hopefully it's interesting. -sheriff derek<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1579621963328196728-4495418241517843798?l=sheriffderek.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>sheriff derekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07493822246203017378noreply@blogger.com0